bright eyed bright eyed
theme
webcam selfies are not restricted to humans
what is that stomach photoshopping w h a t

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

(via shavingryansprivates)

not many people can look as good in short shorts as iamnotdavidgill

you know you’re employable when a cafe didn’t even know they wanted a full-time barista until you handed your resume in

shazam 

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lentilbacon:

I Don’t Love Anyone | Belle & Sebastian

But if there’s one thing that I learned when I was still a child,
It’s to take a hiding
Yeah, if there’s one thing that I learned when I was still at school,
It’s to be alone

I think the reason I keep doing all these stupid things and getting so drunk and so jealous and so dumb is because you are so, so perfect, in ways that I can’t and won’t ever be, and that scares me so much that I don’t know what to do with myself.